2 depressed 2 get dressed

9 commandments for the youth of today

1. Write your own life
2. Hate your family
3. Man kann seine Eltern nie schlecht genug behandeln(You can never treat your parents too badly)
4. Never hit your friend for less than a $
5. Hate and show contempt for all farmers/chavs etc
6. Never wear cheap cufflinks(clothes?)
7. Always make a scene
8. Have no regrets
9. Kill yourself

also known as the Bohembud. fritt etter hans jæger.